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Favorite text posts part 4

I was not expecting to see myself in one of these

The last one though!

(Source: huffylemon)


parents : you canโ€™t have any problems you are just a teenager

(Source: ocheano)

  • emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson: is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson: is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes


me reelinโ€™ in yo gurl like


(Source: crocroach)


#WIFI #free #please ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #funnyshit  #lol


#WIFI #free #please ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #funnyshit #lol


TIL sticks of butter in the U.S. are shaped and packaged differently based on whether they will be sold east or west of the Rocky Mountains because of historical differences in โ€œbutter printers.โ€


(Source: klartie)